I am the cutest dog you have ever seen but even the cutest dog on Earth has to work for a living. Looks only get my half of the things I need. I know what you are thinking though, "Max, you should never have to work. You should have people to do that for you!" Yeah....well....I know! But, this is easy. Not everyone can have both the brains and the looks. I am truly blessed. Poor Vanna can't do most of the things I can. I feel bad for her sometimes! P.S- What should I be for halloween?

As weird as it sounds, I want to show you something that is not "me" related. I know what you are thinking and I know you want to hear more about ME but, I felt I needed some backup when it comes to the gender problem in my house. A.K.A.-TOO MANY GIRLS! I want to show yu the othe guys in my house even though they aren't dogs.

And of course Chico the cat, but I don't have another picture of him. There is also that other human in the house, he's a guy. But come on! This is it, everyone else is a girl... I'm down to horses and ducks...Not even
all of those ducks are guys!

Kill me Siblings!

Hmmph, Vanna! She is just jealous because I came up with the blog idea first. She can never let me have the glory for something! Oh well... This week's segment of the Maxy show is on sisters. Sisters that just drive you crazy and always show you up or tell on you. Sisters that only have one goal in life! Humiliating their other sibling. Don't get me wrong...I'm not trying to be sexist. There are some cool girls out there. Like, the ones in the park that will scratch your belly and make kissy noises, girls that get you scraps off the table, girls that make sure you are pampered and....Oh yeah! Where was I? Um...Um....Oh yeah, Sisters! If you have any stories about your sister, please share!

* One time, I was minding my own business sitting on a chair on the porch, minding my own business and Vanna comes by and shakes on me. I was soaking wet and it ruined my whole evening because I had to have a bath because I smelt so bad. It was Vanna's fault. Did she get in trouble? NO! It's so unfair. And then... after I got my bath, I tried playing with my brother Chico. He's a cat. And right as I walked up to him, he bopped me on the head with his paw. Oh well, I guess that wasn't about Vanna but still!

* Oh, here is another story. This isn't about Vanna but it is about another sister I have, Snuggles. I'M SURROUNDED BY GIRLS! Snuggles is a Guinea pig and a bit older than me. Not by much but still older. When I first met her, I was a tad smaller. Let's just say I didn't have ALL of my macho muscles. So, I went up to her and sniffed her and she BIT ME and wouldn't let go! My pet human had to get her off me. I still have the scar! Right smack dab in the middle of my forehead. Evil little thing. Every time I walk by her, she hisses! Now, I don't know if you knew this but Guinea Pigs hiss. They make this kinda KKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSHHHHH noise that scares the heck out of you....but not me! But I can't exactly say that she is all bark and no bite...

I can't believe it! My own sister has made a blog of her own. How can she say that I'm not the smart one? She's just jealous because everyone loves me. I'm travel size, ya know? Vanna isn't that great and "The Maxie Show" is awesome! I'll show her...

Hey! I haven't put a picture of myself on here in awhile so TaDaa! Am I cute or what?

Jenny

This is another girlfriend of mine, Jenny! But I think Smoke has been hitting on her!

Smoke-my bud

This is Smoke! He's a friend of mine and he gets to hang with me for today. He's pretty cool but he stole my squeeky tire. Grr. My pet says that I am annoying him too much... WHAT? How could I be annoying? I think Vanna has a crush on him... I saw her kiss him! GASP

It's another picture of my sister, Vanna! TaDaa... she isn't so great. That pig to the right of her is vicious. I have a scar from her... no kidding

This is another one of my girlfriends, Pepper! She's pretty cute but she ain't Pica...Pica is actually her sister.

The Maxwell Quiz

Are You Max Material?

A quiz to see if you are worthy to date Max!
Keep a pencil and piece of paper handy and write down your answers for the end.

What kind of guy do you like?
A: Big and Macho
B: Sweet and Sensitive
C: Cute and Clueless
D: Smart but Dull

What’s your favorite food?
A: A Big Ol’ Steak
B: A Nice, crunchy salad
C: Mexican Burrito
D: Gummy worms

What’s your favorite hobby?
A: Showing off
B: Swimming
C: Watching the sky
D: Calculus

Do you know the alphabet?
A: Of Course, Adkvrsbxgrslmnop
B: Yes!
C: No
D: There are people that don’t!

Have you ever been the last one it for tag?
A: No way! Only losers are it last
B: Yes, so what?
C: Who’s It?
D: I don’t go outside

What do you like to wear on a hot summer day?
A: A swimsuit- 2 piece
B: Cut off shorts and a plain tee
C: Whatever little "cute" shirt they bought me at "Dogs R us"
D: Some khaki pants and a plaid shirt


Can you think of another question for this quiz?
A: Yes! What is my middle name?
B: If I thought about it.
C: What quiz?
D: Is 12 the square root of 144? Of course I can

8: Do you have any super powers?
A: Yes! Super Strength
B: There is no such thing.
C: Does bubblegum count?
D: If there was such thing- super intelligence

9: If you were a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Milk! It builds strong bones
B: I would think a carrot
C: Rock
D: Spinach

10: Last Question- Is Max hot?
A: Yes
B: Sure
C: Who?
D: Yeah!

Tally up your results. Max’s answer is in red and the real answer is in green.

Mostly A: You are my dream date! I would so date you; you are just like me.
However, after awhile you will learn that Max isn’t really your type.

Mostly B: I could date you.
However, you are too down to earth for Max. Save yourself the embarrassment and find another guy.

Mostly C: I don’t think so, Blondie!
However, you and Max would understand each other and click. You are Max’s perfect match!

Mostly D: What?
Yeah… you are too smart for Max. Go do your homework.

I hope you enjoyed the quiz. Comment on it and give it a rating! 1-10

The Maxie Show

Hey Max fanatics! What do you want to see a chihuahua/pomeranian of my status do? I can do pretty much anything. After all, I am a super dog. How do you think I whoo my girls. Anyway, the Maxie Show needs your help and we are open to any suggestions.

Just comment this post and tell me.

Remember, dogs don't rule... just me!

This is my cousin, Jake! He is really nice but he doesn't like me that much. He thinks that my place in life is over a fire with an apple in my mouth. Oh well. He wanted you to see this and says that it was made because of him... Liar!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epzXCb3EalI

Okay, the obedience thing might not have turned out so well but... I do know this really cool trick that always woos my girls. If you don't think this is impressive, you better get out of Max's world 'cause it revolves around me!

Despite my differences with my sissy Vanna, I love her and think that she makes a very good pillow. Good Night!

Okay... my mom said that I had to put a picture of my sister on here... *Yawn* Anyway, here she is. She isn't so tough

Okay... My pet tried this thing with me one time... something called obedience... I don't know. Anyway, they made a video of it and this is it. I don't get it. Humans!

It's me and my girl, Pica, again. We always have a ball together and this is to prove it. My friends don't believe that Pica would ever talk to me... but this is to prove it! Ha!

It's my girl, Pica! She is so hot. We've been dating now for about...um...carry the one... times 2... a long time! She is so picture worthy. I keep telling her that she should model in a magazine
but I guess that just isn't for her. Her face deserves to be somewhere so she is so going in my blog!

US Citizen

I, Maxwell, am citizen of the US Citizen...Despite other evidence and a chihuahuha bloodline.

Off the cuteness chart

Am I the Cutest thing or what? What? I don't have a devilish side!

You're on Max's time

Hey! Hey! Hey! My name is Maxwell ad I am a
pomeranian/ Chihuahua. This is my world where I rule and everybody else sits and watches. Anyway, feel free to look around and check out my pics and flics. Don't forget to watch my daily show, "60 Seconds with Maxie."