Hmmph, Vanna! She is just jealous because I came up with the blog idea first. She can never let me have the glory for something! Oh well... This week's segment of the Maxy show is on sisters. Sisters that just drive you crazy and always show you up or tell on you. Sisters that only have one goal in life! Humiliating their other sibling. Don't get me wrong...I'm not trying to be sexist. There are some cool girls out there. Like, the ones in the park that will scratch your belly and make kissy noises, girls that get you scraps off the table, girls that make sure you are pampered and....Oh yeah! Where was I? Um...Um....Oh yeah, Sisters! If you have any stories about your sister, please share!
* One time, I was minding my own business sitting on a chair on the porch, minding my own business and Vanna comes by and shakes on me. I was soaking wet and it ruined my whole evening because I had to have a bath because I smelt so bad. It was Vanna's fault. Did she get in trouble? NO! It's so unfair. And then... after I got my bath, I tried playing with my brother Chico. He's a cat. And right as I walked up to him, he bopped me on the head with his paw. Oh well, I guess that wasn't about Vanna but still!
* Oh, here is another story. This isn't about Vanna but it is about another sister I have, Snuggles. I'M SURROUNDED BY GIRLS! Snuggles is a Guinea pig and a bit older than me. Not by much but still older. When I first met her, I was a tad smaller. Let's just say I didn't have ALL of my macho muscles. So, I went up to her and sniffed her and she BIT ME and wouldn't let go! My pet human had to get her off me. I still have the scar! Right smack dab in the middle of my forehead. Evil little thing. Every time I walk by her, she hisses! Now, I don't know if you knew this but Guinea Pigs hiss. They make this kinda KKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSHHHHH noise that scares the heck out of you....but not me! But I can't exactly say that she is all bark and no bite...
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I hear you dude! I'm an only child but my friend's siblings drive me and them crazy! Keep holding strong, DOG!
* One time, I was minding my own business sitting on a chair on the porch, minding my own business and Vanna comes by and shakes on me. I was soaking wet and it ruined my whole evening because I had to have a bath because I smelt so bad. It was Vanna's fault. Did she get in trouble? NO! It's so unfair. And then... after I got my bath, I tried playing with my brother Chico. He's a cat. And right as I walked up to him, he bopped me on the head with his paw. Oh well, I guess that wasn't about Vanna but still! 
* Oh, here is another story. This isn't about Vanna but it is about another sister I have, Snuggles. I'M SURROUNDED BY GIRLS! Snuggles is a Guinea pig and a bit older than me. Not by much but still older. When I first met her, I was a tad smaller. Let's just say I didn't have ALL of my macho muscles. So, I went up to her and sniffed her and she BIT ME and wouldn't let go! My pet human had to get her off me. I still have the scar! Right smack dab in the middle of my forehead. Evil little thing. Every time I walk by her, she hisses! Now, I don't know if you knew this but Guinea Pigs hiss. They make this kinda KKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSHHHHH noise that scares the heck out of you....but not me! But I can't exactly say that she is all bark and no bite...
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I hear you dude! I'm an only child but my friend's siblings drive me and them crazy! Keep holding strong, DOG!
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